Wanted Dead or Alive by Dan Vallely

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To all squad cars, Black Forest zone,

Take care, be on your mettle.

Two mainiacs are on the loose,

Big Hansel and Bad Gretel.

 

Last night they ate this lady’s house

(To say the least it shook her),

And then they tied the old girl up

And shoved her in the cooker.

 

Source:  Fractured Fairytales & Ruptured Rhymes compiled by Ann Weld. Omnibus Books, 1990

 

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